Michael Andres
Alona Omelianenko, Ridley Heltai
After being hit on at a convent, a nun, Masha, leaves to her local government Field Office in NY to apply for a job in the Secret Service--wanting to serve the Greater Good by protecting a President who, she feels, is pro-Church. In the meantime, her former convent sister, Jesse, leaves the convent when Masha is not longer there. (Jesse's way of serving the Greater Good outside the convent is not by working for the government, but, rather, by joining the Associated Press, critiquing it.) Jesse asks a former girlfriend of hers at NYU to set up the President's son, Magnate, on a date so that she can get incriminating pictures of him. Jesse does get the pictures, but she gets arrested in the process. When she gets out of jail she goes for a walk in Central Park only to find that Masha has been personally assigned by the President to escort his son Magnate as his bodyguard. Jesse threatens Magnate when she see him and Masha must choose between him and Jesse....