Jonathan Fox
Victoria Jackson, Cedric Gegel, Nick Somers
Best friends and full-time bros, Kurt and Darryl (Cedric Gegel and Nick Somers), are finally taking life seriously - which for them means starting a business. Armed with custom t-shirts, a logo no one understands, and a van that definitely isn’t road-legal, they’re determined to impress their girlfriends and become their own bosses.
Their first gig? Delivering fish for a grizzled fisherman named Jim. Easy. But when they drop it off at a suspiciously vague restaurant, they’re suddenly “on retainer” for a mysterious man known only as “Chef.” The boys don’t ask questions, even if it means covering mirrors with their shirts and never seeing what's loaded into their van.
Things escalate quickly when a late-night delivery ends with them being handed a bodybag and told to “dispose of it.” Nervous, but committed to the hustle, they hit the road. As the boys rush to finish the job, they realize that the body in the bag is very much alive.
They come face-to-face with Peach (Victoria Jackson), Frank’s wife, whom he’s gotten rid of to be with his mistress. The boys are determined to finish the job, even if this is their first time threatening a hostage. After sharing some chicken, stories, and songs, the boys decide to help Peach get her revenge.
The trio runs to confront Frank and Tala, who’ve taken their girlfriends hostage. When they all sit down together, the real twist is revealed: Frank isn’t your typical mob boss. He and Peach run a secret underground grocery ring, delivering illegal goodies like unpasteurized milk and black-market cheese. Frank reveals he was only speaking to Tala to secure some foreign groceries in her home country. The whole thing was just a misunderstanding... and possibly a minor felony.
In the end, the boys return to the dock where it all began. Older, wiser, and now the best illegal grocery deliverers this side of the FDA.